Unhand me!

Kaden is 1! Kelley is 5,345,654,032 ! It's an unfortunate truth to have to face, but none the less we must. I am cooler than Kelley. Yes, she will attempt to claim otherwise, but that is a false statement. It really is better that we just go ahead and accept that and move on with our lives. My triceps do not lie, they really are sexy.

While we are talking about sexy, Kelley is sexy.