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Where did my posts go? I am issuing an Amber Alert for my missing posts! Clearly something foul is afoot here. Obviously someone wants to curtail my freedom of speech! Well I won't stand for that! You cannot revoke my inalienable right to say what I want to say! If I have to make pre-emptive strikes in order to preserve my freedom and way of life then I will, regardless of whether or not you have any WMDs!

First off, the reason I was in the hospital is because I almost died. You cannot say it was for nothing but excessive stomach acid. Let us not forget all the vomiting of blood and extreme pain! Your attempts to downplay my near death experience will not work!

I like bunny rabbits.

I would also like to bring another situation to your attention. I spent that one friday night in the hospital and I wasn't allowed to eat or drink anything. So I wake up early Sat. morning and am starving, but I am still not allowed to eat or drink anything. So Kelley comes in to my hospital room somewhat early that morning WITH A BAG FULL OF MCDONALDS BISCUITS! I am starving to death and she starts having a breakfast feast RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE! It was bad enough that I couldnt eat despite the fact that I was starving, but its made much worse by the smell of McDonalds biscuits and hashbrowns filling the room for hours and hours. THANKS FOR THINKING OF ME AS I LAY THERE DYING! DONT MIND ME, THE GUY HERE IN THE HOSPITAL BED, PLEASE CONTINUE YOUR FEAST! THANK YOU PLEASE DRIVE THROUGH.

And then no one called me to check on me that evening. I WAS PUT OUT TO PASTURE TO DIE BUT I CAME BACK FROM THE GRAVE AND NOW I MUST HAUNT YOU!

I like puppies!