Just when you thought it was safe to come out of hiding, WHAM! I am back in your face! Out of the etheralness that is the universe I am here to liven up your day.

I like dogs.

Pictures abound!

Kaden loved the swing my parents setup at their house. He had great fun in it. He also loved their dog's water bowl. He especially enjoyed splashing the water all over the place and then eventually just dumping the whole thing out. He thought that was just great. Oddly enough, the rest of us enjoyed him doing that as well. Aren't babies fun?

Kaden has also discovered Kelley's old chiar from when she was little. He likes to sit it in and we have had to move it out of the corner so that he can sit in it.

Kelley is a filthy Liar!

Kaden is cool. Kaden is a Daddy's boy! We don't like Kelley because she is mean and makes up claims against us.

I didnt put the shoes on the babies feet incorrectly. This is a lie told by the "evil one" who makes up evil lies about me in order to rob me of my self respect. She is a meanie. Also she has time to go eat with her little girlfriends BUT NOT HER HUSBAND!!! This is a clear sign that her priorities are totally whacked out dude!

Kaden is cool. He is the coolest baby around. I like Kaden. Notice there is no "Y" in his name. For some reason a number of people want to put a "Y" in his name. But thats wrong. Oh yes, so very very wrong. Just ask her about Ellsworth Kansas, 1948.

KADEN KADEN KADEN!

Kelley is in the pictures too. She is a sexy mommy. I like Kelley. She is squishy and comfortable to lay on. What I don't like is getting smacked upside the head. That I could do without.

Unhand me!

Kaden is 1! Kelley is 5,345,654,032 ! It's an unfortunate truth to have to face, but none the less we must. I am cooler than Kelley. Yes, she will attempt to claim otherwise, but that is a false statement. It really is better that we just go ahead and accept that and move on with our lives. My triceps do not lie, they really are sexy.

While we are talking about sexy, Kelley is sexy.

Hello Kaden, How are you doing today? You like quite snappy in your suspenders and boots. I think you are the coolest and cutest baby that has ever existed since the dawn of time billions of years ago. Note I said billions with a b. The earth is not 6,000 years old and putting saddles on dinosaurs is simply stupid. Suprise T-Rex and humans didn't co-exist!

Kaden is a happy baby. He behaves all the time and he is very cute. I would take him to work with me if I could, although I would never get any work done that way.

Melissa won a PSP at church the other night. We have decided that if we ever play the lotto that she is going to pick the numbers. She is a lucky girl.

Kaden Rules

Chad Drools

Melissa Fools

Kelley Smells

I just want to start things off by stating that Kaden rules. He is undoubtably the cutest and most precious baby ever. He is cool in all things and he likes doggies. He also likes to say "Hey Da da" alot because he recognizes a kindred spirit in coolness. We are birds of a feather, my little man and I . We are two kindred souls wandering the barren landscape that is this planet. Also, I shot a bobcat.

I like hunting. Hunting is a great way for me to escape the "real world" for a bit and recover some of my sanity. I spend the entire year looking forward to it. If I didn't have hunting I would like go completely insane. I dont know if Kelley really approves or not, I suppose that would require her noticing me in some fashion. So I think its safe to say that I am ok, because she isn't likely to notice me anytime soon.

Kaden rules, have I mentioned this lately? I should have. He is funny!

So I just figured I would post here since the only way that anyone knows I exist is by my posts, if you read the other persons post you wouldn't know that Kaden had a father, atleast one that was still alive. Ofcourse there is a good chance that Kaden's mother doesn't realize that Kadens father is in fact alive despite living in the same house with him. Imagine that.